A personal Earth Day fable inspired by Greta Thunberg.

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Every comb I’ve ever owned showed up at my doorstep a couple of days ago. It was a sunny, crisp Spring morning in Indiana, and I had just stepped outside with my cup of coffee. There they were on the stoop, looking up at me expectantly.

“Good morning!” they shouted in unison.

“Uh, good morning,” I said hesitantly.

“We’ve missed you!” they said.

There was an embarrassing moment of silence as the sun gleamed off of my barren forehead. “I’ve, uh…I’ve been busy,” I said. There was more awkward silence. “Would you like some coffee?” I asked tentatively. “I just…


Battling COVID-19 Vaccine Hesitancy with Personal Testimonials

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I’m typically not big on promoting my picture online. It’s not that I’m against social media; I’m not like the more reclusive members of my family who make J. D. Salinger look like Pewdiepie. It’s just that I like to keep my self-image in reserve, partly because I enjoy a small amount of privacy, partly because I want to control my personal branding, and partly because I desperately need to lose another 20 pounds.

Not today. Today, I’m posting my vaccine selfie. I waited for it. I earned it. And dammit, I’m proud of it. …


One man’s crusade to tackle the norms of phubbing and distracted walking

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It’s no secret that most people can’t handle their technology.

Take digital watches. Back in 1978, author Douglas Adams commented that the earth’s “ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.” As a child at the time, I took umbrage with his statement, mostly because I was a tech geek who loved my digital watch with its seven different tunes and an hourly “signal” alarm. But then the general public starting buying digital watches without actually reading the instructions. …


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Memoirs of an 80s Nerd and His Literary Conspirators

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I am not a regular consumer of user-generated content, so I was tickled to learn of the latest trend on TikTok: sea shanties. When I first heard about it on NPR, I was immediately transported back to my youth. Neurons crackled to life and sent me not to my college sailing trip in the North Atlantic, nor to my earliest memories of my mother’s Clancy Brothers albums, but rather to a bizarre scene in between.

Four young men are crowded into a Honda Civic with the windows rolled down. I serve as the chanty man, singing a line, and the…


Radically Redefining the American Holiday Calendar

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American Jews have many wonderful winter traditions. We light candles, sing songs, recite prayers, visit family, give gifts, fry foods savory and sweet, and kvetch about the December Dilemma. In fact, although candles, blessings, and songs all have the trappings of religion, hand wringing is the only practice tackled with true religious fervor.

The “December Dilemma” can best be defined as the feelings of isolation, invalidation, and deprivation experienced by those trying to observe a non-Christian religion in the midst of an overwhelming Christmas season. …


The Strange Reverse Politics of the Mississippi Alluvial Plain

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Any casual student of the American democratic experiment would be forgiven for believing that our country’s wacky electoral college system is an accurate description of state identity. Every four years, the TV networks depict the electoral college map with clearly defined blocks of bright blue and red. Although this shorthand, first utilized in 1976, provides a useful graphic for understanding election results, it also provides a false narrative about the connection between the popular vote and the electoral college.

This is not to say that the individual states do not have defined histories, symbolism, songs, stories, and pride. But our…


A Hot New TV Drama Coming to My Imagination Near You

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When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a scientist, mostly because both my parents were scientists, and I understood the career path. I loved science, I loved visiting their research labs, and I presented kick-ass projects at the local science fair.

At no time in my youth did I plan to become a Medical Science Liaison. It was never on my radar.

MSLs are non-sales pharmaceutical representatives that build scientific rapport with key medical opinion leaders, serve as scientific peers and resources within the medical community, provide internal and external training, and support clinical trials. The first…


Is there a better way to review vegan restaurants?

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I am done with black bean burgers. Over. Finished. Kaput.

Sure, early on in my vegetarian life, finding a black bean burger in a standard Americana restaurant was a coup. It was an actual vegetarian meal, not simply a weak combination of salads or sides. Black beans were almost exotic in the pinto-standard Midwest. But that was many decades ago. Now, every black bean burger I see, even a good one, reeks of tokenism. It tells me this is the best you’re going to find in our carnivore establishment.

I first became vegetarian in Boulder, Colorado, where ovo-lacto and vegan…


The Future Painted in Blues and Reds

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As I sit here only days away from the U.S. presidential election, wondering whether I will be drinking to celebrate or drinking to drown my sorrows (the drinking part is a given), I can’t help but wonder if elections are exercises in true indeterminism or simple predestination. In other words, does anything we do amount to a hill of beans? I suppose it depends on how one defines political momentum.

The Myth of Political Momentum

Political momentum is one of those handy terms overused and poorly defined by the media. Typically, it refers to short-term momentum, actions happening in the present tense, measured through political…

Zev Winicur, PhD

Medical Science Liaison in the pharma industry. Former technical writer, science writer, and market research analyst. General data enthusiast.

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